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Post by LadyMoon on Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:17 pm

Mie una mi-a picat fata cand am vazut asta Laughing
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Post by Magnolia on Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:08 am

Au ceva potential... =))
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Post by Suomi_Rocks on Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:05 pm

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Post by Suomi_Rocks on Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:38 pm

Alte "perle de profi", le scot ăştia acum pe bandă rulantă. Laughing

Băi, tâmpitule!... scuză-mi apelativul "băi"...
Gata, de la anu' nu vă mai iau, vă donez.
Din cauza ta mă duc acum la cei de a IX-a cu o mie de draci...şi-aşa erau ei cam speriaţi...o să îi ai pe conştiinţă...derbedeule! Laughing
Dacă ora viitoare nu ştiţi tot ce v-am predat ora asta, gata: glanda la pungă şi vă bag la congelator.
(nu cred că am înţeles exact ce voia să spună, dar sună bolnav Laughing)
Produs! Cu "p", de la "phraier". Laughing
Să nu mai arunci niciodată cu pixul aşa! Doar suntem în secolul XXI... (mda..)
When the big mouth is speaking, the small mouth is shut.
(a fost foarte şmecheră spusă de profa Laughing )
Nu mă ajută şi pe mine nimeni cu picturile astea? Monştrilor!

Daa, chiar îmi place să fac asta. Razz
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Post by Rain on Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:46 pm



Faza zu Saw a fost mereu episodul meu preferat din Annoying Orange, nu-mi vine sa cred ca au facut si partea a doua. LOL, cat imi place de portocala asta. lol!
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Post by Suomi_Rocks on Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:06 pm

L-am văzut şi eu azi... E tare, dar parcă mai mult îmi plăcea primul...Laughing

Acum citeam bancuri cu Chuck Norris...sunt prea tari. Laughing
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Post by Suomi_Rocks on Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:54 pm

http://www.gogosi.hi2.ro/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=49&Itemid=56



E prea tare. Laughing Chiar azi îi auzeam pe unii pe la liceu "păi... ori suntem golani, ori nu mai suntem". Laughing
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Post by Rain on Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:55 pm

^ E veche Razz
La noi toata scoala il citeaza pe tipul ala. Cand ne gandeam unde sa facem o excursie, un coleg a raspuns "la Targu Ocna".
Si evident faza cu golanii se foloseste decate ori se iveste ocazia...
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Post by kuolema on Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:52 pm

Ceva bancuri Razz

Eminescu:
Pe langa plopii fara sot adesea am trecut;
Puteam sa trec si printre ei da’ nu mi-a dat prin gand…

Politia rutiera la locul accidentului discutand despre importanta purtarii centurii de siguranta :
- Uitati-va la acest om care nu a purtat centura : capul rupt, matzele pe parbriz, ochii in pomi, fara maini… In schimb, uitati-va la cel care a purtat centura… parca-i viu.. Laughing

Alinuta o intreaba pe bunica ei:
-Bunico,tu ai avut vreodata un amant?
-Doamne, Dumnezeule!! Striga bunica urcand repede in pod,unde descuie un dulap prapadit, de unde cade un schelet …

La un proces plictisitor din cale-afara, cand toti aproape ca adormisera, un betiv exclama catre procuror:
- Sa ma pupi in fund !
procurorul:
- Afara !
betivul:
- Nuuu ! Aici, sa vada toata lumea !

Un sergent in permisie merge la o blonda si o intreaba:
- Domnisoara, acceptati compania mea pentru 200.000 de lei?
Ea zice:
- Da! Sergentul se intoarce si striga:
- Companieeee, inaintee mars!

Un soldat trimite acasa un pachet in care era o grenada si o mica notita:
"Mama, daca tragi de cuiul asta, primesc invoire o saptamana!"

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Post by Unia on Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:27 pm

Lucrul in echipa:

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Post by Suomi_Rocks on Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:17 pm

Încercaţi să scrieţi acolo pe Google "Where is Chuck Norris" şi click pe "I'm Feeling Lucky". Laughing
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Post by Rain on Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:54 pm

:rofl: Lol, asta a fost tare
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Post by Magnolia on Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:08 pm

Asta a fost cea mai ciudata chestie pe care am vazut-o. Laughing
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:19 am

Mai este ceva si daca scrieti "epic box" si click pe "I'm feeling lucky". Razz

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Post by Magnolia on Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:25 am

Cat de draguta e. Laughing boogie
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Post by Unia on Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:01 pm


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Post by ambrozi on Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:16 pm

Suomi_Rocks wrote:Încercaţi să scrieţi acolo pe Google "Where is Chuck Norris" şi click pe "I'm Feeling Lucky". Laughing
hai lasa-ma =))
f tare asta
ia incercati pe google asta: scrie-ti "google L33t" dupa ce va apare noua pagina scrie-ti "google god"
totul se schimba Very Happy
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Post by LadyMoon on Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:40 pm

E mult prea tare.. Laughing
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by kuolema on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:22 pm

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Post by Rain on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:59 pm


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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:18 pm

Cred ca toata lumea le-a vazut pe astea deja, dar nu erau postate aici deloc:





Cel mai mult imi place partea cu "sa ma transform in telina, si sa ma infig in pamant daca nu. Da. Pana la rame. Nu, fara rame. Da' oricum, da. Jur."

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Post by hartia on Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:16 pm

cum de nu ne-am gandit pana acum sa postam serialul? Laughing
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Post by Unia on Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:52 pm

Asta e destul de vechi, dar l-am gasit iar si e prea tare cum se potrivesc. Mr. Green

Reprezentantii mai multor natiuni se intalnesc intr - un restaurant .. Toti au cerut cate un pahar de vin , dar cand au adus vinul , in fiecare pahar era o musca .

Neamtul a cerut alt vin in acelasi pahar .
Englezul - a cerut vin nou in pahar nou .
Finlandezu a scos musca si a baut vinul .
Rusul a baut vinul cu tot cu musca .
Chinezul a mancat musca , dar nu a baut vinul .
Evreul a prins musca si a vandut -o chinezului .
Romanul a baut trei sferturi de pahar si a cerut sa-i fie schimbat .
Norvegianul a prins musca si s-a dus la pescuit .
Irlandezul a maruntit musca si i-a trimis paharul englezului .
Americanul a inceput proces impotriva restaurantului si acerut 5 mil dolari daune morale .
Scotianul a prins musca de gat si a zis : - Chiar acum sa scuipi tot ce ai baut !

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