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Post by Unia on Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:08 pm

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[Saturday]
Ion is in a relationship with Mãrie.
Mãrie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
Mãrie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mãrie and Ion like this)
[Mãrie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attendingVasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mãrie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending]
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group "Beþivanii satului"
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beþie la crâºmã". (Crâºmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: "supãrat sunt doamne, iarãºi supãrat"
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mãrie's Wall
Mãrie finished attending Vasile.
Mãrie set her status to: "Foarte obositã. Sper sã mã pot trezi mâine sã merg la bisericã"
Vasile commented to Mãrie's status "Eu nici nu cred cã vin. Poate duminica viitoare"

[Sunday]
Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminicã" (Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)
Beþivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminicã" because of it's interference with the event "Beþia de duminicã" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like this)

[Monday]
Mãrie set her status to: "La spovedit..."
Ion commented on Mãrie's status: "Ce-i Mãrie, te-o prins rusinea?"
Mãrie also commented on her status: "Taci , Ioane cã eºti prost"
Popa satului also commented on Mãrie's status:" ) )" (Primarul satului likes this..)
Vaca lu' Mãrie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."
Mãrie commented to Vaca lu' Mãrie status: "Ioi ce proastã îs, am uitat sã te mulg. Dupã spovedit vin ºi la tine. Paºte pânã atunci" (Vaca lu' Mãrie likes this.)
Primarul satului added "ºpagã" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
ªefu de Post set his status to: "La primãrie, la o vorbã cu primarul"
Primarul satului is now attending "Puºcãria".(Bebiþã sãpunaru' and all his friends like this)

[Tuesday]
Mãrie set her status to "Watching "fermier caut mireasã", so fuck off"
Vaca lu' Mãrie exploded. (Ion likes this)
Mãrie commented: "vaaaaiii...o murit vaca...am uitat s-o mulg...mã omoarã tata când se întoarce de la crâºmã"
Popa satului also commented: "super, încã o înmormântare pe sãptãmâna asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)
Popa satului added "Praying" and "Porn" to his activities (Popa Porno and Pãrintele Iosif like this)
Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

[Wednesday]
Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like this;Beþivii satului dislike this)
Tata lu Mãrie posted on Mãrie's Wall: "Ce ai fãcut cu vaca? Te omor"
Tata lu Mãrie killed Mãrie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
Tata lu Mãrie is now attending "Puºcãria" along with Primarul Satului
Mãrie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
Vaca lu' Mãrie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)


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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Magnolia on Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:20 pm

lmao Mai vazusem asta o data pe facebook. Laughing
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by SnakeCris on Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:52 am

Vai ce tare lmao
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Suomi_Rocks on Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:10 pm

Ah, îmi lipsise topic-ul ăsta... Prea tare chestia aia. Laughing

Şi asta e cea mai nouă "descoperire" a mea... pe alocuri cam pervers, dar mi se pare criminal. :rofl:

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:06 pm

http://creativemonkeyz.com/robotzi-2/robotzi-s01-ep10-pufoshenia/

Episod nou. Very Happy Asta chiar imi place. Very Happy

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Suomi_Rocks on Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:56 pm

Mă uit la ea şi-mi creşte glicemia. :love:
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:25 pm



"In sfarsit! Am prins renul! Am prins renul!" lmao lmao lmao

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Magnolia on Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:27 pm

^Laughing Totusi, episodul ala nu mi-a placut asa mult ca asta:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8an9cLCa6s
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by kuolema on Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:28 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: E super tare desenu Smile
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Magnolia on Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:30 pm

Mie mi-a parut asa de rau cand a murit pufoshenia. Sad Era atat de dulceeeeee. :love:
Robotzii sunt geniali.

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:32 pm

^Da, mai bine fugea de ei sau ceva de genul, decat sa explodeze asa scarbos. Neutral

Si aaaa, daca ar injura chiar un pic mai putin (cateodata e chiar prea urat), atunci ar fi perfecti. Razz

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Magnolia on Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:38 pm

Pe mine nu ma deranjeaza, face parte din... hazul desenului. Laughing
Preferatul meu e Huda si pe locul doi Paralele. :love:
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by kuolema on Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:41 pm

Mie aia cu Bomba si cu defectiunea imi plac si mai mult...nici pe mine nu ma deranjeaza injuraturile..sa-l auziti pe tacamiu ce scoate din el cand se enerveaza... :rofl: .... robotzii sunt mici copii
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Magnolia on Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:45 pm

kuolema wrote:Mie aia cu Bomba si cu defectiunea imi plac si mai mult...nici pe mine nu ma deranjeaza injuraturile..sa-l auziti pe tacamiu ce scoate din el cand se enerveaza... :rofl: .... robotzii sunt mici copii
Laughing Si ala cu bomba e tare. "AMOR=IUBIRE=CULOARE PASIUNII. E logic" lmao
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Post by SnakeCris on Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:59 am

Sus manutzele sa vedem bilutzele! xD
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Post by Lorraine on Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:43 am

Si ce mod au de a zice glumele Smile) unique
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Fri May 13, 2011 5:52 pm

Episodul de saptamana trecuta nu mi-a placut atat de mult, dar asta e tare. Very Happy



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- Ce sa zic, am o inima de copil... e acolo, in spate!
- Esti un sinistru, sinistrule!

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Post by Lorraine on Sat May 14, 2011 1:21 pm

Roachere, scopul si durata vizitei Smile)
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Suomi_Rocks on Sat May 14, 2011 3:28 pm

Unia wrote:Episodul de saptamana trecuta nu mi-a placut atat de mult, dar asta e tare. Very Happy
Haa, ăla a fost unul dintre preferatele mele... Laughing La noi în clasă toată lumea e "Barmaaan, hai cu mă-ta!" *bunţi bunţi bunţi* Laughing
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Post by Magnolia on Sat May 14, 2011 5:25 pm

Dar asta de ieri e cel mai tare.
"Eeeeh, bugetul e mic, n-avem bani de teleportari si de-astea"
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Post by Unia on Mon May 16, 2011 12:30 pm

Stiu ca asta e veche, dar eu am vazut doar azi si mi se pare chiar scarbos. Shocked

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Post by Kinga on Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:03 pm



Lmao. No comment.. XD Laughing

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Post by kuolema on Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:16 pm

Eram intr-o dispozitie buna azi asa ca am cautat ceva bancuri pe net Razz

Doi beţivi făcuţi varză zac pe zăpadă. Deodată se apropie de ei un Saint-Bernard uriaş, cu un butoiaş de rom la gât.
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- Eu am pus desteptatorul sa sune la 4:30 AM si cand a sunat, m-am apropiat de sotia mea si i-am susurat la ureche: "pescuit sau sex?"
Si ea mi-a raspuns: "Sa te imbraci bine!"

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Dintr-o data Ion ii trage lui Gheorghe o palma.
Acesta zice:
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- Am dat in serios.
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Pentru cei preocupati de greutate, iata ultima noutate in domeniul nutritiei si al sanatatii. Este o usurare sa aflam adevarul dupa atatea si atatea studii conflictuale despre nutritie.
1. Japonezii consuma foarte putine grasimi si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat americanii.
2. Mexicanii consuma multe grasimi si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat americanii.
3. Chinezii beau foarte putin vin rosu si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat americanii.
4. Italienii beau mult vin rosu si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat americanii.
5. Nemtii beau foarte multa bere si consuma foarte multi carnati si grasimi si sufera de mai putine atacuri de cord decat americanii.

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Post by White_Raven on Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:12 pm

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Super tare site-ul Smile)

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