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Post by Suomi_Rocks on Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:38 pm

Alte "perle de profi", le scot ăştia acum pe bandă rulantă. Laughing

Băi, tâmpitule!... scuză-mi apelativul "băi"...
Gata, de la anu' nu vă mai iau, vă donez.
Din cauza ta mă duc acum la cei de a IX-a cu o mie de draci...şi-aşa erau ei cam speriaţi...o să îi ai pe conştiinţă...derbedeule! Laughing
Dacă ora viitoare nu ştiţi tot ce v-am predat ora asta, gata: glanda la pungă şi vă bag la congelator.
(nu cred că am înţeles exact ce voia să spună, dar sună bolnav Laughing)
Produs! Cu "p", de la "phraier". Laughing
Să nu mai arunci niciodată cu pixul aşa! Doar suntem în secolul XXI... (mda..)
When the big mouth is speaking, the small mouth is shut.
(a fost foarte şmecheră spusă de profa Laughing )
Nu mă ajută şi pe mine nimeni cu picturile astea? Monştrilor!

Daa, chiar îmi place să fac asta. Razz

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Rain on Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:46 pm



Faza zu Saw a fost mereu episodul meu preferat din Annoying Orange, nu-mi vine sa cred ca au facut si partea a doua. LOL, cat imi place de portocala asta. lol!

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Post by Suomi_Rocks on Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:06 pm

L-am văzut şi eu azi... E tare, dar parcă mai mult îmi plăcea primul...Laughing

Acum citeam bancuri cu Chuck Norris...sunt prea tari. Laughing

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Suomi_Rocks on Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:54 pm

http://www.gogosi.hi2.ro/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=49&Itemid=56



E prea tare. Laughing Chiar azi îi auzeam pe unii pe la liceu "păi... ori suntem golani, ori nu mai suntem". Laughing

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Post by Rain on Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:55 pm

^ E veche Razz
La noi toata scoala il citeaza pe tipul ala. Cand ne gandeam unde sa facem o excursie, un coleg a raspuns "la Targu Ocna".
Si evident faza cu golanii se foloseste decate ori se iveste ocazia...

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Post by kuolema on Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:52 pm

Ceva bancuri Razz

Eminescu:
Pe langa plopii fara sot adesea am trecut;
Puteam sa trec si printre ei da’ nu mi-a dat prin gand…

Politia rutiera la locul accidentului discutand despre importanta purtarii centurii de siguranta :
- Uitati-va la acest om care nu a purtat centura : capul rupt, matzele pe parbriz, ochii in pomi, fara maini… In schimb, uitati-va la cel care a purtat centura… parca-i viu.. Laughing

Alinuta o intreaba pe bunica ei:
-Bunico,tu ai avut vreodata un amant?
-Doamne, Dumnezeule!! Striga bunica urcand repede in pod,unde descuie un dulap prapadit, de unde cade un schelet …

La un proces plictisitor din cale-afara, cand toti aproape ca adormisera, un betiv exclama catre procuror:
- Sa ma pupi in fund !
procurorul:
- Afara !
betivul:
- Nuuu ! Aici, sa vada toata lumea !

Un sergent in permisie merge la o blonda si o intreaba:
- Domnisoara, acceptati compania mea pentru 200.000 de lei?
Ea zice:
- Da! Sergentul se intoarce si striga:
- Companieeee, inaintee mars!

Un soldat trimite acasa un pachet in care era o grenada si o mica notita:
"Mama, daca tragi de cuiul asta, primesc invoire o saptamana!"


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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:27 pm

Lucrul in echipa:

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Suomi_Rocks on Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:17 pm

Încercaţi să scrieţi acolo pe Google "Where is Chuck Norris" şi click pe "I'm Feeling Lucky". Laughing

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Post by Rain on Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:54 pm

:rofl: Lol, asta a fost tare

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Post by Magnolia on Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:08 pm

Asta a fost cea mai ciudata chestie pe care am vazut-o. Laughing

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:19 am

Mai este ceva si daca scrieti "epic box" si click pe "I'm feeling lucky". Razz

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Post by Magnolia on Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:25 am

Cat de draguta e. Laughing boogie

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:01 pm

Asta nu e amuzant, dar e adorabil. :love:

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by ambrozi on Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:16 pm

Suomi_Rocks wrote:Încercaţi să scrieţi acolo pe Google "Where is Chuck Norris" şi click pe "I'm Feeling Lucky". Laughing
hai lasa-ma =))
f tare asta
ia incercati pe google asta: scrie-ti "google L33t" dupa ce va apare noua pagina scrie-ti "google god"
totul se schimba Very Happy

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Post by LadyMoon on Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:40 pm

E mult prea tare.. Laughing

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by kuolema on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:22 pm

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Post by Rain on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:59 pm


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Post by LadyMoon on Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:30 am

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by LittlePhoenix on Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:52 pm



no comment...

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:18 pm

Cred ca toata lumea le-a vazut pe astea deja, dar nu erau postate aici deloc:





Cel mai mult imi place partea cu "sa ma transform in telina, si sa ma infig in pamant daca nu. Da. Pana la rame. Nu, fara rame. Da' oricum, da. Jur."

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Post by hartia on Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:16 pm

cum de nu ne-am gandit pana acum sa postam serialul? Laughing

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:52 pm

Asta e destul de vechi, dar l-am gasit iar si e prea tare cum se potrivesc. Mr. Green

Reprezentantii mai multor natiuni se intalnesc intr - un restaurant .. Toti au cerut cate un pahar de vin , dar cand au adus vinul , in fiecare pahar era o musca .

Neamtul a cerut alt vin in acelasi pahar .
Englezul - a cerut vin nou in pahar nou .
Finlandezu a scos musca si a baut vinul .
Rusul a baut vinul cu tot cu musca .
Chinezul a mancat musca , dar nu a baut vinul .
Evreul a prins musca si a vandut -o chinezului .
Romanul a baut trei sferturi de pahar si a cerut sa-i fie schimbat .
Norvegianul a prins musca si s-a dus la pescuit .
Irlandezul a maruntit musca si i-a trimis paharul englezului .
Americanul a inceput proces impotriva restaurantului si acerut 5 mil dolari daune morale .
Scotianul a prins musca de gat si a zis : - Chiar acum sa scuipi tot ce ai baut !

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Post by Unia on Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:08 pm

Facebook-ul la romani:


[Saturday]
Ion is in a relationship with Mãrie.
Mãrie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
Mãrie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mãrie and Ion like this)
[Mãrie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attendingVasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mãrie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending]
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group "Beþivanii satului"
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beþie la crâºmã". (Crâºmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: "supãrat sunt doamne, iarãºi supãrat"
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mãrie's Wall
Mãrie finished attending Vasile.
Mãrie set her status to: "Foarte obositã. Sper sã mã pot trezi mâine sã merg la bisericã"
Vasile commented to Mãrie's status "Eu nici nu cred cã vin. Poate duminica viitoare"

[Sunday]
Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminicã" (Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)
Beþivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminicã" because of it's interference with the event "Beþia de duminicã" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like this)

[Monday]
Mãrie set her status to: "La spovedit..."
Ion commented on Mãrie's status: "Ce-i Mãrie, te-o prins rusinea?"
Mãrie also commented on her status: "Taci , Ioane cã eºti prost"
Popa satului also commented on Mãrie's status:" ) )" (Primarul satului likes this..)
Vaca lu' Mãrie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."
Mãrie commented to Vaca lu' Mãrie status: "Ioi ce proastã îs, am uitat sã te mulg. Dupã spovedit vin ºi la tine. Paºte pânã atunci" (Vaca lu' Mãrie likes this.)
Primarul satului added "ºpagã" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
ªefu de Post set his status to: "La primãrie, la o vorbã cu primarul"
Primarul satului is now attending "Puºcãria".(Bebiþã sãpunaru' and all his friends like this)

[Tuesday]
Mãrie set her status to "Watching "fermier caut mireasã", so fuck off"
Vaca lu' Mãrie exploded. (Ion likes this)
Mãrie commented: "vaaaaiii...o murit vaca...am uitat s-o mulg...mã omoarã tata când se întoarce de la crâºmã"
Popa satului also commented: "super, încã o înmormântare pe sãptãmâna asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)
Popa satului added "Praying" and "Porn" to his activities (Popa Porno and Pãrintele Iosif like this)
Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

[Wednesday]
Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like this;Beþivii satului dislike this)
Tata lu Mãrie posted on Mãrie's Wall: "Ce ai fãcut cu vaca? Te omor"
Tata lu Mãrie killed Mãrie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
Tata lu Mãrie is now attending "Puºcãria" along with Primarul Satului
Mãrie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
Vaca lu' Mãrie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)


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Post by Magnolia on Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:20 pm

lmao Mai vazusem asta o data pe facebook. Laughing

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Post by SnakeCris on Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:52 am

Vai ce tare lmao

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