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Post by White_Raven on Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:04 pm

Dear exams,
Well, F you too.
Sincerely, sleep deprived.

Dear student in a quiet classroom,
CHDKAKSDFGHJKIEHALGKCHKSFLDKFKAC.
Sincerely, the bag of chips you just tried to open.
:rofl: This one killed me.
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Post by kuolema on Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:26 pm

Revelations Razz
To be pretty on the inside too, try eating the makeup.
While driving, slam on your brakes unnecessarily and as often as possible in order to keep everyone around you alert and paranoid.
You are what you eat. To remain youthful, eat children.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
If facebook ever shut down you would see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"
More people would read the Bible if it were called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans.
If you take time to smell the roses, sooner or later you'll inhale a bee and die.
If you look on the bright side for too long, you'll go blind.
If someone is yelling "I would never hurt you," or something of that nature, while chasing you with an ax, gun or some other kind of weapon, they're lying.
The day your essay is due is the same day the printer doesn't work.
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Post by Magnolia on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:47 am

Laughing Mi-a placut cel cu biblia. si cel cu facebook
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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Unia on Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:27 pm

Cainele asta e adorabil. Very Happy


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Post by Suomi_Rocks on Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:25 am

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Post by Unia on Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:02 pm



^Aaaaaaaaaaawwww. Very Happy


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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by kuolema on Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:56 pm

Soţia, nervoasă, îi deschide uşa soţului, care trăznea de la o poştă a alcool:
- Presupun, urlă ea, că ai un motiv foarte serios să vii acasă la 6 dimineaţa!
- Da, am, răspunde soţul, micul dejun!

O femeie nervoasă îşi sună bărbatul:
- Pe unde naiba eşti?
- Draga mea ştii magazinul ăla de bijuterii unde ai văzut inelul ăla imens cu diamant? Mi-ai spus că te-ai îndrăgostit de el iar eu ţi-am zis că într-o zi o să ţi-l cumpăr…
Femeia cu un glas moale:
- Of,… iubitul meu, da îmi amintesc.
- Ei,… eu sunt la barul de lângă.

Cabinetul unui psihiatru. Se deschide usa si intra un barbat, in patru labe cu ceva in gura.
Psihiatrul : - Vai! Cine a venit la noi? O pisicuta?
Barbatul se taraie pana in coltul cabinetului. Doctorul il urmareste.
- Un catelus?
Barbatul trece cu mana pe langa perete si se taraie in celalalt colt.
Doctorul nu renunta: - Ah! Cred ca e un arici! Nu? O broasca testoasa?
Barbatul scoate un cablu din gura si zice:
- Auzi, ma mai freci mult la cap sau ma lasi sa iti instalez internetul?

Un turist crestin merge pe munte si se intalneste cu un urs.. Nestiind ce sa faca, incepe sa se roage tare:
- Doamne, Te rog sa dai ursului ganduri crestine !!!
La care ursul isi impreuneaza labele si zice:
- Doamne, binecuvanteaza aceasta masa. Laughing

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Re: Clipuri amuzante sau ridicole/Bancuri/Imagini haioase

Post by Suomi_Rocks on Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:47 pm

Un videoclip făcut de noi pentru Balul Bobocilor..."O zi din viaţa unui elev" Laughing

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